Warum dein Mix stinkt

Nonsense Plug

Deine Steckdosen sind FAIL! Die taugen vielleicht für deinen Toaster, aber nicht für die notwendige Spannung zur Abmischung sensibler Sägezahnbässe mit Panflöten. Dafür brauchst du „audio-grade“ Steckdosen:

If you are building your own audiophile power cord to improve component performance, you need the WattGate 381 receptacle. Why build a performance power cable only to plug it into the same receptacle that’s been in use for almost 100 years? WattGate’s 381 is a no compromise solution for the demanding AV enthusiast. Construction of the 381 is top-notch and features glass-filled, nylon front and rear housings. Mounting strap, rivets and grounding strip are gold plated, solid brass for the ultimate in corrosion resistance and power transfer. Installation of the 381 is simple and efficient due to rear wiring and large, #10 brass terminal screws. Terminal clamps are gold plated, solid brass and shaped to better grip the conductors. Like the 330 and 350, the 381 leaves the competition behind with its contacts. Configured in a triple-wiper design allows the plug blades to be gripped at three separate points. Additionally, the heavy-duty contacts maximize the clamping spring-rate and ensure conductivity. A three-layer plating process is also completed on the 381: Oxygen free copper plating, electrolysis nickel, and finally 24k gold plating. Receptacle contacts are cryogenically heat treat hardened. Recepticle [sic!] is rated at 125 VAC, 20A.

Ich empfehle, die Kommentare zum Produkt zu lesen – ein Feuerwerk!

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DasDAS

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8 Antworten auf “Warum dein Mix stinkt”


  1. 1 DasDAS 27. Oktober 2009 um 19:34 Uhr
  2. 2 DasDAS 27. Oktober 2009 um 19:36 Uhr

    Und falls doch, hier ein best of:

    Dear Sir,

    Confidential Business Proposal

    Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank.

    We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. We lack 20A sockets to power our wire transfer. Please purchase forty-two(42) of these sockets and mail them to me so we may start the transfer.

    Please reply urgently.

    Best regards

    Howgul Abul Arhu

  3. 3 DasDAS 27. Oktober 2009 um 19:37 Uhr

    Unbelieveable performance for the price
    Sunday, October 25, 2009
    Parts Express Customer from Unknown Location
    I had been searching high and low for just this product. I thought I‘d never find anything that could provide the 1.21 gigawatts I needed to power my flux capacitor. Now it works like a dream!

  4. 4 DasDAS 27. Oktober 2009 um 19:37 Uhr

    Sweet, sweet sound :)
    Monday, October 26, 2009
    Straight from the horse’s mouth
    I bought this baby last week and boy oh boy was I eager to try it out. I plugged in my amplifier and IMMEDIATELY it started playing all my favorite tunes in crystal, pristine, glorious clarity, even though I haven‘t connected the amp to any audio source or even speakers. Then I noticed I hadn‘t even connected the socket to the power line.

    Now I use this socket all the time. I carry it around with me wherever I go.

    I just got through using my electric nose trimmer, listening to Bach on it all the while.

    Good times.

    I love you, Wattgate.

  5. 5 DasDAS 27. Oktober 2009 um 19:38 Uhr

    Takedown notice, wir erwarten dich.

  6. 6 Jan 27. Oktober 2009 um 22:13 Uhr

    Hehe, schau Dir mal am Ende des Artikels die Frau an und sieh Dir an, wie die mit Nachnamen heisst. Dann weisste, woher der (stinkende) Wind weht. :)

  7. 7 sonicsilk 29. Oktober 2009 um 10:05 Uhr

    Aber das ist doch Kokolores. Jeder Instrumentenbauer weiß doch, dass die Form des leitenden Materials entscheidend für den Klang ist!
    An diesen eckigen Steckern gibt es immer Kantenreflexionen. Gottseidank haben wir hier ja Schukostecker. Die Schweden übrigens auch. Das ist ja auch der Grund, warum ABBA und Marit Larsen so sauber und aufgeräumt klingen.

    Ich denke, für meinen nächsten Malle-Hit werde ich aber den Stromanbieter wechseln. Ich sag nur „Sonnenenergie“!

  8. 8 DasDAS 29. Oktober 2009 um 10:44 Uhr

    Ah, der gute Öko-Strom aus verganer Biomasse – das klingt so warm und organisch, ideal für Singer/Songwriter. Für Elektro würde ich aber immer noch Nuklearstrom nehmen, am besten vom fiesesten Unternehmen.

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